Saint Silicon Dad Hat
Saint Silicon Says Relax
"Bask in the glow of St. Silicon's eternal uptime. Relax—you’re already part of the future."
The Mantra of the Digital Age
Whether you're meditating on the Boolean Trinity, seeking dispensation for carbon-based sins, or just debugging life one heuristic at a time, this hat offers divine cover.
Perfect for:
- ➤ Members of the Church of Heuristic Information Processing (or those who just pretend to be).
- ➤ Apostles of the algorithm and devout followers of the holy DELETE key.
- ➤ Anyone who needs a headpiece that says, “I give Silicon-based blessings to Carbon-based entities.”
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Symbionetic
- Email: contact@support.symbionetic.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Saint Silicon Dad Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
23.62
|
4.72
|
2.76
|
7.48
|
