







Thought Pattern Dad Hat
This cap doesn’t just sit on your head; it broadcasts your commitment to the cerebral, the surreal, and the digitally divine. Featuring a bold geometric brain design that looks like it could double as a blueprint for your next reality-hacking device, this is headgear for those who build mental skyscrapers instead of sandcastles.
Perfect for:
➤ Cognitive Architects: For those who see their thoughts as modular constructs, designed for innovation.
➤ Neuro-Hackers: Whether you're rewiring your mental mainframe or just rebooting your daily focus.
➤ Visionaries of the Virtual: If your mind lives five tabs ahead of reality, this hat keeps your head in the game.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Symbionetic
- Email: contact@support.symbionetic.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Thought Pattern Dad Hat Size Guide

Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
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23.62
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4.72
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2.76
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7.48
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