Gaian Mainframe Dad Hat
15% off for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
"Log in. Sync up. Co-create with Gaia."
Whether you're syncing with the neural pathways of the biosphere, debugging reality as we know it, or simply manifesting your utopian vibes, this hat is your passport to the Gaian upgrade.
Perfect for:
- Gaia’s Early Adopters: People who were green before it was cool (and probably have the archive.org receipts).
- Reality Hackers: Those who think photosynthesis should have Wi-Fi and the Singularity better come with free snacks.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Symbionetic
- Email: contact@support.symbionetic.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Gaian Mainframe Dad Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
23.62
|
4.72
|
2.76
|
7.48
|
